My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: His Highness Sebastian the Formidable of Hoptonshire by Leer Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

This one is for my friend Sebastian. He is the bird. I actually tried to talk to him yesterday. I barked and barked and barked. All he did was hiss at me. Mommy had to get him and put him back into his cage.

By the way, he bit mommy when she woke him up today. She yelled "OUCH!!"

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Milord Earl Spanky the Feline of Leper St George Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Mommy said I had to do this. But wait, I am a dog not a feline.
Anyway, back to scratching fleas and sleeping on the couch.

Just plain ole Spanky

I finally got mommy away from the computer. Haven't been doing too much out of the ordinary.. Just scratching fleas, begging for food and sleeping on the couch. Once and a while I will get my toys and play with them. My favorites are my rainbow dinosaur, Curious George, my big yellow duck and my little duck. I love my ball (and mommy, too) but I can't find it anywhere and neither can mommy.

I think I told you that I have learned to jump up on the loveseat and take a nap when I let mommy work. She took embarassing photos of that too.

I beg for people food because mommy still thinks that I am going to get sick everywhere if she gives me people food. I tricked her into giving me a little bit of chicken and some cheese. heehee

Well, my paws are hurting... must be the carpal tunnel I am getting from the computer. Later, guys.

I have been really keeping my mommy busy. I got sick to my stomach but I am better now. Mommy thinks that I got sick because that girl Grace is sick with the flu too. Mommy has been trying to read this book Strengthen thy brethren and every time she tried to read I try to distract her. Yesterday she locked me out of the bathroom to read, so I sat at the door and cried, then that song Go rest high on that mountain started playing (mommy says that is the cell phone ring for that girl Grace) so I ran into the bathroom and knocked the book on the floor and lost mommy's place. She didn't get too mad because she said it was the devil doing that.

Mommy won't give me anymore of what she is eating because it made my stomach upset. Mommy doesn't want to clean up my mess anymore. In fact, the last piece of paper I shredded she spanked me, but not too hard because I was still laughing when I ran away from her. heehee. I like the shred the paper game, but don't like it when she has to clean it up. She starts that vacuum cleaner again and it makes me scared.

I now have found a new place to sleep during the day. The loveseat! Boy, is it comfortable. I sleep there when I let mommy work during the day.

What's happening

Well, it has been a while since Mommy let me on the computer. I've been a pretty good boy. I am still recouperating from my surgery. I take this stuff that Mommy keeps in the refrigerator. She gives it to me from a medicine dropper. She just puts it down towards my mouth and I lick it off the medicine dropper. That is my antibiotic so I don't get an infection and I really like the taste. She only gives me 1 medicine dropper full when I wake up and before I go to bed.

But while I was at the vet, I got FLEAS!!!

Boy, are they a nuisance. Mommy says that dogs getting fleas from the vet office is like sending a child to daycare... they always end up with some sort of sickness. Mommy keeps brushing me and running that stick across the carpet, it has a cord and is really loud. She calls it a vaccuum cleaner. But, the one good thing I get everyday is clean bedding. It smells soooo good. Mommy says it is because of Bounce. She takes my bedding into the room she won't let me in and then I hear water running. That's the washing machine. Then when it stops she goes in there again and puts it into another machine with a white piece of paper and then I hear it buzz and I have clean nice smelling bedding.

Anyway, Mommy made this recipe called Peanut Butter muffins. Her friend, Jackie had the recipe. She really likes to cook. I really like those muffins, especially the peanut butter.

But, she won't let me have PEANUT BUTTER PIE.

She said that it isn't good for dogs. I think that she likes it too much to share. She won't let me have: cheesecake, cereal with milk, spaghetti or anything I can make a mess with. I will eat almost everything that she gives me or I can lick off the floor. I don't like Goldfish pretzels though. They don't taste good and are hard to chew.