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This one is for my friend Sebastian. He is the bird. I actually tried to talk to him yesterday. I barked and barked and barked. All he did was hiss at me. Mommy had to get him and put him back into his cage.

By the way, he bit mommy when she woke him up today. She yelled "OUCH!!"